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Gather ‘round, friends an’ neighbors! Ya say ya got some aches an’ pains? Ya say yer feelin’ a li’l under the weather? Ya say yer feelin’ just fine? Say, someone get dat wise guy outta here!

Brother, have I got da cure fer you! Waterworks' Wonder Water cures any number of unpleasantries from Twitchy Tail ta Hoof-in-Mouth Disease! Why it clears up diseases they ain't even invented yet!

So what’re ya doin’ jest sittin’ there with yer jaw open? We ain’t slingin’ any free samples around, mac! If you want a dose of this amazing one-of-a-kind guaranteed ta restore yer vim, vigor, an’ vivaciality, then step right up an’ slap down a mere five bits ta my good mare Waterworks here! You’ll be glad ya did!

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